Since 1978, John Carpenter’s Halloween films have presented us the looming, murderous presence of Michael Myers. The masked serial killer has patiently hunted and slain so many innocent people for a generation. Now he’s even more formidable, thanks to Etsy seller Kevin Malinski.
For just under $3,000, you can have a huge, inflatabe Halloween decoration that will make sure that none of the neighbhorhood kids come for your candy this year. Each one is custom made and takes three weeks to make, so order soon. If yours arrives too late, you may have to just use it for Christmas instead of Halloween.
-via Technabob